Blonde One Liners 08
Q: Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
A: In case she locks her keys in.
Q: Did you hear how the Blonde Hockey Team drowned?
A: Spring Training.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a business suit, sitting on a tree, holding a briefcase?
A: A branch manager
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q: What does a blonde say after two more years of college?
A: Would you like fries with that?
